Met the WWE Wrestlers

Yesterday began fairly ordinarily when I slept in for work, and when I arrived an hour late there were no worries with my sound excuse:

Ocean "Sorry i'm late, the buses..." Assuming that was enough
Boss "What about the buses?"
Ocean "All the ones scheduled didn't turn up"
Boss "Oh right[with possibly the most condescending facial expression i've ever seen], we've been really busy this morning"

Problem solved. Pure genius.

From there I began my arduous mission of serving what must have ended up to being roughly, thousands of teas and coffees. After gathering cups and saucers of these two guys, this really hot girl - not so hot on closer inspection - came over to me brandishing a camera and a beaming smile, demanding I look at a picture with her, Shawn Michaels and Triple H she got some guy to take.

See when you're serving old people and people who spend their days going round shitty stalls in hotels, drinking cheap extortionate tea and coffee, playing hide and seek in a jail cell seems fun, and i'm not into wrestling, so this was cool.

Turns out the two guys I mentioned were them. I did have the passing thought that those guys weren't your regular fart bags I see so often, as they spoke cool and looked cool in their wrestlemania vests. I basically ignored them when they said something to me as I was clearing shit from the table they were at, and now I was aching to get within proximity of them.

How sad.

Unfortunately I never got to have the awesome conversation I had wished for. Instead I heard some unintelligable blurtings of wrestle thoughts, coming out their big wrestley mouths, situated on their big lubricated wrestling knecks. What a shame.

Apparently though, those guys, and their was about 40 of them, were all boozing like mad til six in the morning. They must really be on the steroids. When being served early in the morning whilst on the binge, one planted a lovely image in a waiter's head: (cue thick american WWE accent)"You should see the gym tomorrow, oh man, it's gona be sweaty" Those guys are so witty.

Also the fire alarm went off about midday. Everybody had to go outside, and Scotland making no exceptions for guests, piled on the piss storm like Atahaulpa taking virgins. It was a satisfying contrast to their exciting exhibitions. Also, the chicks they role and wrestle with are hot.